Friday, December 19, 2014

PLANET MOTHERFUCKER'S MOST WANTED: "MADMAN" MORDECAI MARZ


Story goes that the meanest, nastiest, and orneriest cuss in Tex-Arcana was one farmer Mordecai Marz, a man so heartless that after axe-murdering his wife and kids, he went to the roadhouse, plopped his family's heads down on the bar, and ordered a beer just as calm as you please.  The horrified patrons converged and strung him up from the ol' hangin' tree, and chopped at him with his own hatchet like a piƱata until he expired...

...but the next morning, only a rope hacked clean through remained.  Marz's body was gone.

And, as everyone to their horror soon discovered, he sure wasn't dead.


"Madman" Marz is a brutish, shoeless, shaggy, feral hulk more beast than man, and more dead than alive; he's essentially a zombified sasquatch in overalls.  Marz is stealthy as hell, and caught only in glimpses (usually right before shredding a throat, lopping a head, or lynching a neck).  He can't speak, and only grunts and mouth-breathes.

The old Marz farmstead (which happens to be located on the most wooded fringe of Camp Killalotta....) is regarded as cursed and off-limits, and only the most foolhardy trespass there.  Even other slashers keep their distances, as they don't want to deal with the resident smelly freak and his cellar full of grody corpses.

But Marz is actually easy to avoid, as he only appears if his name is uttered above a whisper in the woods near his home, or in his abode itself.  But there's always some idiot in any given group that yells out, "MARZ, YOU DON'T SCARE ME!!!" or somesuch on a dare...

...and that just ensures the doom of everyone involved, because if he hears you, he'll come for you...

...and if he comes for you, he'll get you.  Guaranteed.

Once awakened / summoned, "Madman" Marz has the uncanny ability to home in on anyone alone. Venturing off by yourself in any capacity—going to look for your missing friend, going back to your cabin, even going to the latrine—on his turf will get you butchered.  Moreso than usual in your typical slasher scenario, even.


"Madman" Mordecai Marz
Unmasked Slasher
Attributes:  Agility d6Smarts d4Spirit d8Strength d12Vigor d10
Skills:  Climbing d8Fighting d8Intimidation d8Notice d6Stealth d10, Survival d8, Tracking d12
Derived:  Charisma -9Pace 5Parry 6Toughness 14 (3)
Hindrances:  Bloodthirsty, MeanObeseOne Eye, Ugly
Edges:  BerserkBrawler, Brawny, Harder To Kill, Improved Nerves Of SteelNo Mercy
Gear:  Hackin' Axe (STR +d6)Rope (50')
Special Abilities
  • Armor +3:  "Madman" Marz is one husky fella.
  • Claws:  STR +d6
  • He Heard You!!!:  Upon saying his name at normal (or louder) volume within a half-mile of his domicile, Marz just...appears.  But it's always on the periphery (up in the trees, deep in the underbrush, etc.), and he'll lurk nigh-invisibly until he can pick off those that conjured him one by one.
  • One With The Woods:  Marz gets +2 to Stealth rolls in forested environs...
  • Stench Of Evil:  ...but while you might not see 'im, you can sure smell 'im.  All victims capable of olfaction get a +2 to Notice rolls whenever Marz is within 20'.
  • Undead:  +2 Toughness; +2 to recover from being Shaken; no additional damage from Called Shots; immune to disease and poison












2 comments:

  1. Ha ha! This movie sounds completely insane! Does this movie really exist or did you dream this up from a crazy nightmare?!

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    1. Sorry I never saw this! Wouldja believe it's a real movie?!!!

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