Thursday, August 29, 2013

Planet Motherfucker's Most Wanted: FRANKENGEIN

Constructed by satanic scientists from the remains of Murica's thirteen maddest murderers, Frankengein—The Composite Killer hacks, mutilates, skins, and feasts his way across the hellacious fuckscape.  Frankengein is idolized by the crazier masked slashers, but he contemptuously dismisses them...and takes great satisfaction in using their corpses to repair his patchwork frame.

Attributes, Skills, Hindrances, Edges:  as Corpse Golem [p. 85 of Savage Worlds Horror Companion], but Agility d8, Smarts d8, plus Knowledge (Taxidermy) d12, Lockpicking d8, Notice d8, Repair d6, Streetwise d8, Tracking d6, Wanted (Major)
Gear:  Any and All Deadly Implements 

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

This Is Planet Motherfucker

Tired of Murica's blasted highways and zombie-infested stripmalls?

Why not tour the saucy, go-go torture dungeons of Europe?

Friday, August 23, 2013

This Is Planet Motherfucker

*:  I had to make this myself, as there's seemingly not one already out there.  Mindboggling!

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Character Archetype: FUNKSTRONAUT

Whether you're a child from the stars, a renegade of the atomic age, or a bride-clone of The Cosmic Doctor, you've traversed space, time, and sound in your muthacraft to resurrect a poisoned, diseased world.  For The Funk not only moves, it removes, and your music frees minds and re-grooves lives.  And woe be to the d-voids and maggotbrains that refuse to dance!

Attributes:  Agility d6Smarts d8Spirit d8Strength d4Vigor d6
Skills:  Healing d6Knowledge (Funkiness) d8, Persuasion d8, Piloting d6, Psionics d8Shooting d6
Derived:  Charisma 0Pace 6Parry 2Toughness 6 (1)
Hindrances:  OutsiderQuirk (Gaudy), Vow (Major)
Edges:  Arcane Background (Psionics), Command
Gear:  Bop Gun (as Laser Pistol) (range:  15 / 30 / 60, damage:  1-3d6, RoF 1, Semi-Auto), Groovadelic Threads (+1 Armor), BackpackFlashlight, Instrument, Platform Boots, $30 in trade goods (toilet paper and beer)
Power Points:  10     Powers:  Boost / Lower, Stun, Succor

This Is Planet Motherfucker

Courtesy of Wasteland Weekend.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013


Your adoring fans believe you to be nothing more than a glorified facebreaker, and they'd be stunned to learn that you—just like every other masked wrestler—are one of Planet Motherfucker's mightiest magicians.  You're an undisputed master of the muscular, mystical, manhandling arts, pummeling horrors both in and out of the ring.  Only one thing chills your stalwart soul:  the threat of losing your enchanted headgear, the source of all your power.

Bruja Suprema or Brujo Supremo
Attributes:  Agility d8Smarts d8Spirit d6Strength d6Vigor d6
Skills:  Fighting d10, Investigation d4Knowledge (Arcana) d8, Notice d4Spellcasting d10
Derived:  Charisma 0Pace 6Parry 7Toughness 7 (2)
Hindrances:  Heroic, Enemy (Minor), Vow (Minor)
Edges:  Arcane Background (Magic)
Gear:  Cape (as Chain Vest, Armor +2), Backpack, Candles (5), Chalk, Un Libro De Magia (as Handheld Computer), $44 in trade goods (toilet paper and beer)
Power Points:  10     Spells:  Bolt, Elemental Manipulation, Entangle

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Monday, August 12, 2013

Character Archetype: WHEELWOLF

You're the most dangerous predator on wheels, prowling and howling down the blasted blacktop.   You chomp Life by the throat and devour it all...and snort a little extra up your muzzle just for the rush.  You'd die—and definitely kill—for your crew, and you know you're destined to be Leader Of The Pack.

Attributes:  Agility d8Smarts d4Spirit d6Strength d6Vigor d6
Skills:  Driving d8+2, Fighting d8, Intimidation d6, Notice d6+2, Repair d6, Streetwise d6
Derived:  Charisma -2Pace 6Parry 6Toughness 7, 9 vs Bullets (2, 4)
Hindrances:  Habit (Addiction) (Major)Loyal, Outlaw
Edges:  Ace, Alertness
Gear:  Chain Flail (Str +d6), Switchblade (Str +d4), Leather Jacket (as Flak Jacket, +2 Armor / +4 Armor vs Bullets), Backpack, Boots, Crowbar, Flask, Lighter, $43 in trade goods (toilet paper and beer)

(by Phil Postma)