Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

PLANET MOTHERFUCKER'S MOST WANTED: GORY COLEMAN


A voodoo-related attempt to stay eternally adorable backfired horribly for this down-on-his-luck child celebrity, trapping his soul in a 3' tall plastic dummy...and driving him homicidally insane.  Now, the sadistic, nasty, strangle-happy runt that is Gory Coleman seeks out the perfect body—an adult body—in which to transfer his consciousness.  And he better do it soon, as he's falling apart at the seams, and stitched together with nothing but staples and hate.

Anyone that interferes with Coleman's schemes gets "Willis'd" (and you really don't want to know what that entails).

There is only one thing on Planet Motherfucker that strikes fear into Gory Coleman's hollow chest cavity, and that's a tentacular, amorphous horror called The Gooch that only he can see.

Gory Coleman
Marionette Golem  [Savage Worlds Horror Companion, p. 86]
Attributes:  Agility d10Smarts d6Spirit d8Strength d8Vigor d10
Skills:  Climbing d6, Fighting d8, Intimidation d6, Knowledge (Voodoo) d6Notice d6, Spellcasting d6Stealth d10, Taunt d10
Derived:  Pace 6Parry 6, Toughness 8 (2)
Gear:  Knife (Str +d4), Magick-With-A-K Gear
Special Abilities
  • Armor +2:  Plastic body.
  • Construct:  Gory Coleman gets +2 to recover from being Shaken, takes no additional damage from Called Shots, never suffers from Wound Modifiers / Penalties, and is immune to disease and poison.
  • Fearless:  Coleman is immune to Fear and Intimidation (except from The Gooch).
  • Size -1:  Coleman is a wee li'l thing.  He HATES being a wee li'l thing.
  • Small:  Opponents suffer a -2 penalty when attacking him.
  • Voodoo:  Coleman can construct Voodoo Dolls [SWHC, p. 50], and has access to the Boost / Lower Trait and Puppet spells at 10 PP each.

Friday, August 8, 2014

LEGO MANIACS

More of my maniacal Lego Planet Motherfucker-y!

Lego Harry Warden
Lego Harry Warden...with Victim*!!!
(*:  had to cheat a bit, and buy a customized gory torso; the heart is authentic, though!)
Lego Dexter Morgan
Lego Springheeled Jack