Tuesday, February 24, 2015

PLANET MOTHERFUCKER'S MOST WANTED: VICE PRESIDENT "DIAMOND JOE" BIDEN


Daredevil.
Freebooter.
Virtuoso.
Addict.
Vagabond.
Grifter.
Lothario.
Ninja.

"Diamond Joe" Biden:  he puts the "Vice" in "Vice President"!!!

As Planet Motherfucker's Veep For Life (And Undeath, If It Comes To That), Joseph Robinette Biden's served under every governmental great...and on top of most of their wives.  Yeah, "Dynamite Joe" has a way with hot little firecrackers, and has yet to meet a pair of panties he can't melt.

Smooth "Uncle Joe" always has an angle, and tackles the biggest capers with gusto...but he frequently gets in over his head and runs afoul of the wrong dudes, ending up on the lam and begging for scratch until the next score.  Good thing he keeps trusted aides Blaze and Worm, and a trio of comely bodyguards ("Joe's Guardian Vixens"), by his side.

For reasons known only to a few hardened convicts, Biden's nickname in the jug (where he spends considerable time between pardons) is "Short-Rib".




Vice President "Uncle" "Dynamite" "Diamond" Joe Biden
Seasoned (30 XP)
Attributes:  Agility d6Smarts d6Spirit d10Strength d6Vigor d6
Skills:  Driving d6Fighting d6Gambling d6Persuasion d10Streetwise d10
Derived:  Charisma 2Pace 6Parry 5Toughness 7, 9 vs Bullets (2)
Hindrances:  Poverty, Stubborn, Wanted ("All The Crimes") (Major)
Edges:  CharismaticConnections ("Lowlifes"), Hard To Kill, Improvisational Fighter, Luck, Martial Artist
Gear:  Katana (STR +d6 +2)Brass Knuckles (STR +d4), Butterfly Knife (STR +d4, as Switchblade), Glow-In-The-Dark Bulletproof Uniform (+2 Armor / +4 Armor vs AP), White 1981 Trans Am (With Trunk Liquor), Bitchin' Harley, Utility Belt (Grappling Hooks (4), Taser, Aspirin, etc.)"Vice Presidential Party Pack" (Red Solo Cups, Pills For Poppin', Past-Their-Expiration Prophylactics, etc.)



















Thursday, February 19, 2015

SCOOBY-DOO, SOON TO A SHELF NEAR YOU!!!






Official.  Lego.  Scooby-Doo.  August 2015.

THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!!!