Tuesday, July 1, 2014

PLANET MOTHERFUCKER'S MOST WANTED: FLO FRANKENBERRY


Florence Jean "Flo" Frankenberry is the only waitress irascible restauranteur Mel Sharkles  hasn't run off over the years.  Good thing she's so sassy and stubborn (and spiteful), because The Offal House would fall apart without her.

Yeah, the furious fuchsia formaldehyde'd filly keeps patrons and Mel alike in line via sheer force of personality...and when her saucy charms and razor wit aren't enough to rein 'em in, Flo administers the violence.  She's simply the best damned server-slash-bouncer in this world and the next.

You know Flo's dander is up when she bellows, "Kiss my gristle!!!"  Probably a good time to run, unless you like a side of dismemberment with your entree.

Flo Frankenberry
Race:  Patchwork Woman [p. 10 of Savage Worlds Horror Companion]
Attributes:  Agility d6Smarts d6Spirit d10Strength d10Vigor d10
Skills:  Fighting d6Knowledge (Waitressing) d6Notice d6, Persuasion d8Taunt d8, Throwing d6
Derived:  Charisma 2Pace 6Parry 6, Toughness 9
Hindrances:  Big MouthQuirk (Brassy)
Edges:  Charismatic
Racial Abilities:  as Patchwork Woman
Gear:   Beer Bottle Of Opportunity (STR +d6), Stabbin' Pen (STR +d4), Serving Tray (as Medium Shield), Hairspray By The Industrial Drum

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