Puttin' the "dino" in "dy-no-mite!", you're the original party animal...like, prehistoric, brother. You get down tonight and every night, and have been since your ancestors first bumped, hustled, and roller-skated out of the primordial goo.
Your bulgin' eyes and skeevy scales ain't no sweat, as your lamé and leisure suits keep you headcrest-deep in foxes and superfreaks. And being the go-to guy for "pharmaceutical assistance" to dance the night away means you're everybody's friend.
Sure, you may get too high on your own supply and have "busy claws" with the honeys, but it's not your fault. That's right: blame it on the boogie.
Free Ability: Love Machine (+2 Charisma)
+2 Abilities: Shake Your Groove Thang (Base Pace 10)
+1 Abilities: Loves The Nightlife (Low-Light Vision), Parties Hearty (Immune to Poison)
-1 Abilities: Saturday Night Fever (-4 to resist cold effects), Sleazy (Quirk)
-2 Abilities: Can't Stop The Music (addicted to "snout candy", Habit (Major))
+2 Abilities: Shake Your Groove Thang (Base Pace 10)
+1 Abilities: Loves The Nightlife (Low-Light Vision), Parties Hearty (Immune to Poison)
-1 Abilities: Saturday Night Fever (-4 to resist cold effects), Sleazy (Quirk)
-2 Abilities: Can't Stop The Music (addicted to "snout candy", Habit (Major))
Blame it on the boogie, indeed. A funk 65 million years in the making.
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