Thursday, May 14, 2015

PLANET MOTHERFUCKER'S MOST WANTED: SIR HEX-A-LOT


Famed for his eldritch verse and thumpin' thaumaturgies, Sir Hex-A-Lot is one of Planet Motherfucker's premier party-mages.  But don't be fooled by his bombastic persona, as he's a savvy spell-slanger that serves up suckas—of both the emcee and supernatural varietieswit' a quickness.

And when Sir Hex-A-Lot commands to "put 'em on the glass"?  He doesn't just mean your hands on his crystal ball for a séance, gurl.

Awwwww, yeah.

Sir Hex-A-Lot lives large and lavishly, and often beefs with the Infernal Revenue Service.  He relishes using parts of their auditors in his fetishes.


Sir Hex-A-Lot
Attributes:  Agility d4Smarts d8Spirit d8Strength d4Vigor d6
Skills:  Driving d6, Knowledge (Occult) d8, Shooting d4Spellcasting (Arcane) d8, Streetwise d8, Taunt d6
Derived:  Pace 5Parry 2, Toughness 8 (2) / 10 (4) vs Magic
Hindrances:  Code Of Honor, Obese, Quirk (Larger Than Life)
Edges:  Arcane Background (Magic), Arcane Resistance, Power Points
Gear:  Ruger (range:  10 / 20 / 40, damage:  2d6-1, RoF 1, Shots 9, Double Tap, Semi-Auto), Full-Length Fur (as Chain Hauberk, Armor +2)$100 in mojo-man gear and trade goods (toilet paper and beer)
Power Points:  15     Spells:  Bolt ("Swass-plosion"), Confusion ("Let It Beaounce"), Summon Ally ("Posse-Up")

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