Planet Motherfucker's Most Wanted: THE MARVELOUS MERVO

The Marvelous Mervo was unappreciated in his humble backwoods shithole.

No one liked how he wore his clown garb 24/7.  People got upset when he broke into their homes and hid, only to pop out of nowhere with a bouquet of flowers and a jaunty Tin Pan Alley tune.  And all that nonsensical yammering in that voice of his, like crazed birds being pureed alive and drowning in their own blood.

So it wasn't that much of a stretch to think that he was the throat-slitting sex-maniac that hung victims from barn rafters.  It made sense why that posse chased him down, strung him up, and left him for dead. 

Except it wasn't Mervo at all; it was his handsome, clean-cut brother who field-dressed all those pretties.  And no one was ever the wiser.

So Mervo's back, to set things right.  

With a spring in his step.

With a song in his heart.

And a pitchfork in your guts.

The Marvelous Mervo

Attributes:  Agility d8, Smarts d6, Spirit d6, Strength d6, Vigor d6

Skills:  Climbing d6+2, Fighting d6, Knowledge (Music) d8, Lockpicking d6+2, Notice d6, Stealth d8

Derived:  Charisma 0, Pace 6, Parry 5, Toughness 5

Hindrances:  Curiosity, Poverty, Wanted (Minor)

Edges:  Assassin, Thief

Gear:  Pitchfork (Str +d6), Bouquet, Lockpicks, Ukulele

Hear Mervo sing...IF YOU DARE!!!

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Designer's Notes:  Based on 1987's Blood Harvest and Jack Shear's original Killer Clown template.