Character Archetype: Haunted Hostess or Horrible Host

In the drab, desolate, devastated, Thunderkissed world, you're a bolt of color and a flash of pizzazz. You wield snark like a razor and fire quips like a gunslinger.  You're an entertainer and seer; a caretaker of dead culture and forgotten relics; a librarian of lost lore and mangled media.

And maybe even Planet Motherfucker's last hope, for you KNOW THINGS MAN REALLY FUCKIN' NEEDS TO KNOW.  (Except for all the puns; no one needs those.  Well...okay, maaaaaybe just a few.)

You've had the last laugh, too, and proven all those long-dead nagging mothers and censors wrong...because TV really WAS good for you.

Haunted Hostess or Horrible Host

Attributes:  Agility d6, Smarts d8, Spirit d8, Strength d4, Vigor d4

Skills:  Fighting d4, Investigation d4, Knowledge (Creature Expertise) d8+2, Knowledge (All Things Theatrical) d8+2, Persuasion d6+2, Shooting d4, Streetwise d4, Taunt d8

Derived:  Charisma 2, Pace 6, Parry 5 (1), Toughness 5 (1)

Hindrances:  Big Mouth, Curious, Quirk (Flamboyant)

Edges:  Charismatic, Elan, Scholar

Gear:  Weaponized Accessory (Stabby Cane, Witch Doctor Rattle-Staff, Ventriloquism Skull-On-A-Stick, etc.) (Str +d4, Parry +1, Reach 1), Holy Water Pistol (range: 1 / 2 / 3, damage: Special, RoF 1, 5 shots), Thrown Stakes (3) (range: 2 / 4 / 8, damage: Str +d4, RoF 1), Costume (as Leather Armor, +1 Armor), Backpack, Camera (Regular), Candle, Holy Symbol, Lighter, Mirror, Neck Protector, Oil, Prop Trunk (as Toolkit), Torch

Designer's Notes:  mucho equipment taken from the Savage Worlds Horror Companion