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HAPPY BLOG-A-VERSARY, Y'ALL!!!

It's been a blast!

As always, a heapin' helpin' of thanks to Jack "Big Daddy" Shear for letting me cavort in his sandbox.

Here's to another year!

PS:  The tumblr also had a birthday a few weeks back, so give it some love, too!

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Surefire Sign You're About To Get Ripped Off

DEMONOID PHENOMENON: TEENAGE MARTIAN

Man, the militaristic, despotic grownups on your homeworld are totally squaresville...so that's why you took off in your saucer to the ginchiest planet in the galaxy:  Earth!  And it sure looks like this bomb-blasted wreck of a world could use your technological know-how!  

Good thing you dragged your beloved psi-pet along for the ride, because you need someone to watch your back in this kooky place.  And better get your hands on some of that "toilet paper" everyone covets so much, because what it is with being a Martian and the constant headcolds?

[Teenage Martians are derived from Corey Reid's Teenage Hot-Rod Werewolves From Mars!]

Teenage Martian  (New Playable Race)

Free Ability:  Martian Tech (Arcane Background:  Weird Science, 10 PP)
+3 Abilities:  Mini-Martian Pet (Minion, Telepathic Link) [built from Super Powers Companion 2e]
+2 Abilities:  Brainy (start with Smarts d6)
-1 Abilities:  On The Run (Racial Enemy: "Bad" Martians), Over-Thinker (as Cautious), Sickly (as Ailin' [from Deadlands:  Reloaded])
-2 Abilities:  Stranger In The Strangest Land  (as Clueless)

PLANET MOTHERFUCKER GM SCREEN INSERTS

Here's some art to decorate the front panels of your Official Savage Worlds Customizable GM Screen.

The original images are 11x8.5, but I'm sure Blogger compresses them.  If you need properly sized copies, drop me a line!

I'll make more as the mood strikes me.

BLACULA PATCHES MAKE YOUR VINES 100% MORE FLY

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