THIS IS PLANET MOTHERFUCKER

 Reposted from... yeesh, really?... 2014!

You better watch out!

It's pointless to cry!

'Cause if you're on his naughty list,

   all you can do is DIE!!!

Grisly Kringle is the most infamous of Planet Motherfucker's holiday hatchetmen.  He's a hulking, dead-eyed brute in a crimson suit, and carries an axe and a sack full of awful implements ranging from the mundane (boxcutters, switchblades, hammers) to the atypical (fireplace pokers, power tools, flamethrowers) to the ridiculous (gimmicked toys, explosive ornaments, electrified lights, Ho-Ho-Ho-embossed brass knuckles).  The relentless Kringle wages a punishing one-man war on lechery, greed, duplicity, and the people that love them...and he'll eradicate any innocents who oppose his crusade.

Kringle isn't like most masked maniacs.  He's active day and night.  He doesn't haunt a specific locale; no, he roams far and wide spreading Christmas fear.  Kringle's also more "intrusive" in that he actively breaks into residences, inns, and businesses to get at his victims, instead of catching them unaware in the woods.  Dude even straight-up knocks on people's doors, and guts them right there on their porches.

And Kringle is the rare lunatic that frequently runs afoul of children.  When he does, he asks them in a throaty growl if they've been good this year.  Those that answer truthfully in the affirmative are given gifts of weaponry...but the naughty ones suffer just like his adult prey.

There are rumors those other aforementioned calendar killers (such as Baby Grue Year, Martin Luger King, St. Splatrick, Beaster Bunny, The Arbor Barber, All Hallow's Evan, and even The Hanukkiller) are actually Grisly Kringle in different attire.  If true, he may be the most prolific slasher Planet Motherfucker has ever seen, with body counts in the thousands!

No one knows Kringle's true identity, and rumors swirl about his origins.  Some even say he's a robot!

Grisly Kringle

Masked Slasher

Attributes:  Agility d10, Smarts d6, Spirit d10, Strength d10, Vigor d12

Skills:  Driving d6, Fighting d10, Intimidation d8, Notice d8, Repair d6, Shooting d10, Stealth d10

Derived:  Charisma -8, Pace 6, Parry 7, Toughness 11 (2)
Hindrances:  Bloodthirsty, Mean, Ugly
Edges:  Brawny, Counterattack, First Strike, Improved Frenzy, Harder To Kill, Improvisational Fighter, Killer Instinct, Improved Nerves Of Steel, Sweep

Gear:  Battle Axe (STR +d8), Brass Knuckles (STR +d4), Pretty Much Every Other Weapon Ever, Padded Suit (Armor +2)
Special Abilities

• HE KNOWS!!!:  Grisly Kringle is drawn to the treacherous, the cruel, and the depraved, and he always knows lies from the truth.  Good luck hiding your most terrible secrets!
• The World Is His Workshop:  When Kringle corners a fleeing victim, there is invariably some sinister scenery (rack of antlers, woodchipper, etc.) in the background all ready for conveniently murderous use.

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PLANET MOTHERFUCKER'S MOST WANTED: MAXINE BEECHER, AKA "HAZMAX"

High school hooligans thought it would be hilarious to lure hulking simpleton Maxwell Beecher to Make-Out Valley with promises of acceptance and debauchery.  No one knew that M-OV, being far off the beaten path, was also an illicit toxic dumping ground.

Shenanigans of the fatal kind ensued, culminating in Max dissolving in sludge and his classmates vowing silence...

...and silent they were, until their screams heralded Max's return from the grave.  Many cruel jocks, coaches, and snobs got their chemical-drenched comeuppance.

Turns out that it wasn't Max under the fume hood, though, but his brainy, comely, and all around cranky fraternal twin sister, Maxine.  Quite the reveal!

Using her mastery of chemistry (particularly of the "meltin' kind") and handiness with an axe, Maxine still targets bullies and nogoodniks, but also shady industrialists and the corrupt officials in their pockets.  She's also the most eco-friendly of the masked slashers, and sometimes finds herself on the side of granola-type protesters (until killing them out of annoyance, that is).

Maxine Beecher, aka "HazMax"

Masked Slasher

Attributes:  Agility d10, Smarts d10, Spirit d12, Strength d12, Vigor d10

Skills:  Fighting d10, Intimidation d10, Knowledge (Chemistry) d12, Notice d8, Repair d6, Stealth d10, Throwing d8

Derived:  Pace 4, Parry 7, Toughness 9 (2)
Hindrances:  Loyal, Vengeful (Major)
Edges:  Counterattack, Fast Healer, Hard To Kill, Killer Instinct, Luck, Nerves Of Steel, No Mercy, Quick, Sweep

Gear:  Axe (Str +d6), Hazmat Suit (Armor +2, Protects Against Radiation, Chemical and Biological Agents, Low-Light Vision, Pace -2), All The Toxins
Special Abilities

• Fast Regeneration:  Maxine's exposure to strange chemicals has amped her recuperative powers against everything but fire.
• Fear -2:  HazMax's intimidating garb is fearsome to behold.