Friday, May 13, 2022

ROADSIDE MALEFACTION: THE MONSTER STORE



Need a monster, but lack the know-how and / or stomach to assemble your own?

Then head to the local monster store, always located 666 yards outside yer shanyburg.

Hours are midnight to sun-up.




New monsters are pricey, so save up for sales.  Haggling is begrudgingly allowed.




And you can always find well-loved, scratched-n-dented [NO REFUNDS!!!] models in the remainder room.  Most were owned by li'l ol' ladies who brought 'em out only on Sundays!