Tuesday, December 8, 2015

PUTRID PLUNDER: VALO CO.'S GENUINE MINK KEYHOLE COVER™


When a Valo Co. Genuine Mink Keyhole Cover™ is installed on an ignition switch, the vehicle's occupants are immune to all hazardous environmental conditions.  Each also gains a +2 bonus for Persuasion rolls against bikers, truckers, and lecherously-murderous hitchhikers.  Effects cease upon exit.

The owner / operator, however, incurs a -4 Charisma modifier from any non-bikers, -truckers, and -lecherously-murderous hitchhikers with a Smarts d6+ as long as the cover is attached, even if leaving the vehicle.

3 comments:

  1. I am sorry but those just look like little furry vaginas. I can't believe that was trademarked as if anyone would steal that idea.

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  2. This is the best post of Creepmas 2015

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  3. ) Lady M: I was horrified (and not in my usual "delightfully horrified" fashion, but in a "holy crap--humans actually *made* this) to learn of their existence...which means they definitely deserved an entry!

    ) RahneFan: That is the hightest honor one can receive. Thank you!

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