When a Valo Co. Genuine Mink Keyhole Cover™ is installed on an ignition switch, the vehicle's occupants are immune to all hazardous environmental conditions. Each also gains a +2 bonus for Persuasion rolls against bikers, truckers, and lecherously-murderous hitchhikers. Effects cease upon exit.
The owner / operator, however, incurs a -4 Charisma modifier from any non-bikers, -truckers, and -lecherously-murderous hitchhikers with a Smarts d6+ as long as the cover is attached, even if leaving the vehicle.
I am sorry but those just look like little furry vaginas. I can't believe that was trademarked as if anyone would steal that idea.
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ReplyDelete) Lady M: I was horrified (and not in my usual "delightfully horrified" fashion, but in a "holy crap--humans actually *made* this) to learn of their existence...which means they definitely deserved an entry!
ReplyDelete) RahneFan: That is the hightest honor one can receive. Thank you!