Tuesday, November 10, 2015

IT'S MY THING — GRUNCH



Grunch

STR:
8 (120)
WPR:
6 (90)
DEX:
3 (45)
PER:
NA
AGL:
7 (105)
PCN:
5 (75)
ATT:
1 / 113%
WND:
16
MV:
L 100






Experience:
1000



Grunches are savage, 8’-tall goat-men with curled horns, shaggy pelts, and horizontally-pupiled eyes that burn with malice.  They stalk isolated locales used as “lovers’ lanes” by amorous teenagers.

Both drawn to, and agitated by, the pheromones and psychic energies generated by canoodling couples, grunches attack in a blind rage with mighty fists and/or primitive hatchets.  They first assail the vehicle, disabling it and trapping the shrieking occupants within.  Grunches spend the next several rounds bellowing in tandem with their targets’ shrieks, savoring the terror.  Only after their victims scream themselves hoarse do grunches drag them free for butchering and consumption.

Evidence suggests that some puritanical, backwoods communities keep a grunch "on hand" to weed out the morally impure and other undesirables.




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