Friday, August 8, 2014

LEGO MANIACS

More of my maniacal Lego Planet Motherfucker-y!

Lego Harry Warden
Lego Harry Warden...with Victim*!!!
(*:  had to cheat a bit, and buy a customized gory torso; the heart is authentic, though!)
Lego Dexter Morgan
Lego Springheeled Jack

Thursday, August 7, 2014

LEGO DRACULAS

The Dreaded Draculas Three, Lego-style!


Lego Dracula (Universal Studios Version)
Lego Dracula (Hammer Studios Version)
Lego Blacula

Lego Blacula...THIRSTS!!!
Fanboy Dream:  The Night Stalker Meets Blacula!!!
The Night Stalker Vs. The Draculas Three!!!

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

THE LEGO OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN!

Presenting more of my Lego Planet Motherfucker-y, The Lego Of Extraordinary Gentlemen!!!

Lego Carl "The Night Stalker" Kolchak

Lego Charles Nelson Reilly
Lego Dolemite
"You rat-soup eatin' Lego muthafuckas!!!"
Lego Dolemite...with Kung-Fu Grip!

Lego Isadore "Machete" Cortez

Lego Rip Taylor

Lego Snake Plissken

Lego Ashley Williams
"All right, you primitive brickheads...listen up!"

Lego Ash Vs. The Army Of Blockness

Lego The Man With No Name

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

THE ZOMBIE ABLOCKALPYSE

I'm a sucker for Lego, particularly the minifigs.

Here's some I've cobbled together, Planet Motherfucker-style!

All authentic parts, too!

HazMat Zombie

Hippie Zombie

Law & Disorder Zombies

Mall Santa Zombie

Friday, August 1, 2014

PLANET MOTHERFUCKER'S MOST WANTED: "THE FANGZ"


"AYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Arthur "The Fangz" Fangzarelli is one of Planet Motherfucker's most infamous ruffians.  His cool is the stuff of legend, as he never loses (not fights, not bike races...and especially not foolhardy dares), always gets the girl (no matter the species), and is never, ever wrong (or at least doesn't admit it).  But despite his rough-n-tumble exterior, The Fangz is a big softie, with the heart of a puppy.

A kill-crazy, flesh-feasting puppy, but still.

Fangzie is a wiz with machinery—it usually takes just a single bump of his furry fist to make a glitchy gadget work.

"The Fangz"
Seasoned (25 XP)
Race:  Werewolf [p. 11 of Savage Worlds Horror Companion]
Attributes:  Agility d8Smarts d4Spirit d6Strength d6Vigor d6
Skills:  Driving d8+2, Fighting d10Intimidation d6, Notice d4Repair d12, Streetwise d6
Derived:  Charisma 2Pace 6Parry 5, Toughness 7 (2)
Hindrances:  Loyal, Overconfident, Quirk (Womanizer)
Edges:  Ace, AttractiveTwo-Fisted
Racial Abilities:  as Werewolf
Gear:   Leather Jacket (as Kevlar Vest+2 Armor, +4 versus Bullets, -4 AP from bullets), Motorcycle [granted for free], Toolkit$50 in trade goods (toilet paper and beer)