This Is Planet Motherfucker

This Is Planet Motherfucker

Planet Motherfucker's Most Wanted: FRANKENGEIN

Constructed by satanic scientists from the remains of Murica's thirteen maddest murderers, Frankengein—The Composite Killer hacks, mutilates, skins, and feasts his way across the hellacious fuckscape.  Frankengein is idolized by the crazier masked slashers, but he contemptuously dismisses them...and takes great satisfaction in using their corpses to repair his patchwork frame.

Frankengein

Attributes, Skills, Hindrances, Edges:  as Corpse Golem [p. 85 of Savage Worlds Horror Companion], but Agility d8, Smarts d8, plus Knowledge (Taxidermy) d12, Lockpicking d8, Notice d8, Repair d6, Streetwise d8, Tracking d6, Wanted (Major)
Gear:  Any and All Deadly Implements 

This Is Planet Motherfucker

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This Is Planet Motherfucker

This Is Planet Motherfucker

This Is Planet Motherfucker

*:  I had to make this myself, as there's seemingly not one already out there.  Mindboggling!

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Character Archetype: FUNKSTRONAUT

Whether you're a child from the stars, a renegade of the atomic age, or a bride-clone of The Cosmic Doctor, you've traversed space, time, and sound in your muthacraft to resurrect a poisoned, diseased world.  For The Funk not only moves, it removes, and your music frees minds and re-grooves lives.  And woe be to the d-voids and maggotbrains that refuse to dance!

Funkstronaut

Attributes:  Agility d6, Smarts d8, Spirit d8, Strength d4, Vigor d6

Skills:  Healing d6, Knowledge (Funkiness) d8, Persuasion d8, Piloting d6, Psionics d8, Shooting d6

Derived:  Charisma 0, Pace 6, Parry 2, Toughness 6 (1)

Hindrances:  Outsider, Quirk (Gaudy), Vow (Major)

Edges:  Arcane Background (Psionics), Command

Gear:  Bop Gun (as Laser Pistol) (range:  15 / 30 / 60, damage:  1-3d6, RoF 1, Semi-Auto), Groovadelic Threads (+1 Armor), Backpack, Flashlight, Instrument, Platform Boots, $30 in trade goods (toilet paper and beer)
Power Points:  10     Powers:  Boost / Lower, Stun, Succor

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This Is Planet Motherfucker

This Is Planet Motherfucker

This Is Planet Motherfucker

Character Archetype: BRUJA SUPREMA or BRUJO SUPREMO

Your adoring fans believe you to be nothing more than a glorified facebreaker, and they'd be stunned to learn that you—just like every other masked wrestler—are one of Planet Motherfucker's mightiest magicians.  You're an undisputed master of the muscular, mystical, manhandling arts, pummeling horrors both in and out of the ring.  Only one thing chills your stalwart soul:  the threat of losing your enchanted headgear, the source of all your power.

Bruja Suprema or Brujo Supremo

Attributes:  Agility d8, Smarts d8, Spirit d6, Strength d6, Vigor d6

Skills:  Fighting d10, Investigation d4, Knowledge (Arcana) d8, Notice d4, Spellcasting d10

Derived:  Charisma 0, Pace 6, Parry 7, Toughness 7 (2)

Hindrances:  Heroic, Enemy (Minor), Vow (Minor)

Edges:  Arcane Background (Magic)

Gear:  Cape (as Chain Vest, Armor +2), Backpack, Candles (5), Chalk, Un Libro De Magia (as Handheld Computer), $44 in trade goods (toilet paper and beer)
Power Points:  10     Spells:  Bolt, Elemental Manipulation, Entangle

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Character Archetype: WHEELWOLF

You're the most dangerous predator on wheels, prowling and howling down the blasted blacktop.   You chomp Life by the throat and devour it all...and snort a little extra up your muzzle just for the rush.  You'd die—and definitely kill—for your crew, and you know you're destined to be Leader Of The Pack.

Wheelwolf

Attributes:  Agility d8, Smarts d4, Spirit d6, Strength d6, Vigor d6

Skills:  Driving d8+2, Fighting d8, Intimidation d6, Notice d6+2, Repair d6, Streetwise d6

Derived:  Charisma -2, Pace 6, Parry 6, Toughness 7, 9 vs Bullets (2, 4)

Hindrances:  Habit (Addiction) (Major), Loyal, Outlaw

Edges:  Ace, Alertness

Gear:  Chain Flail (Str +d6), Switchblade (Str +d4), Leather Jacket (as Flak Jacket, +2 Armor / +4 Armor vs Bullets), Backpack, Boots, Crowbar, Flask, Lighter, $43 in trade goods (toilet paper and beer)

(by Phil Postma)