The Haunted Spookshow Of Channel X: February 2015

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

PLANET MOTHERFUCKER'S MOST WANTED: VICE PRESIDENT "DIAMOND JOE" BIDEN

Daredevil.

Freebooter.

Virtuoso.
Addict.

Vagabond.
Grifter.

Lothario.

Ninja.

"Diamond Joe" Biden: he puts the "Vice" in "Vice President"!!!

As Planet Motherfucker's Veep For Life (And Undeath, If It Comes To That), Joseph Robinette Biden's served under every governmental great...and on top of most of their wives. Yeah, "Dynamite Joe" has a way with hot little firecrackers, and has yet to meet a pair of panties he can't melt.

Smooth "Uncle Joe" always has an angle, and tackles the biggest capers with gusto...but he frequently gets in over his head and runs afoul of the wrong dudes, ending up on the lam and begging for scratch until the next score. Good thing he keeps trusted aides Blaze and Worm, and a trio of comely bodyguards ("Joe's Guardian Vixens"), by his side.

For reasons known only to a few hardened convicts, Biden's nickname in the jug (where he spends considerable time between pardons) is "Short-Rib".

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[All the credit to Planet Motherfucker's Finest News Source.]

Vice President "Uncle" "Dynamite" "Diamond" Joe Biden

Seasoned (30 XP)
Attributes: Agility d6, Smarts d6, Spirit d10, Strength d6, Vigor d6

Skills: Driving d6, Fighting d6, Gambling d6, Persuasion d10, Streetwise d10

Derived: Charisma 2, Pace 6, Parry 5, Toughness 7, 9 vs Bullets (2)

Hindrances: Poverty, Stubborn, Wanted ("All The Crimes") (Major)

Edges: Charismatic, Connections ("Lowlifes"), Hard To Kill, Improvisational Fighter, Luck, Martial Artist
Gear: Katana (STR +d6 +2), Brass Knuckles (STR +d4), Butterfly Knife (STR +d4, as Switchblade), Glow-In-The-Dark Bulletproof Uniform (+2 Armor / +4 Armor vs AP), White 1981 Trans Am (With Trunk Liquor), Bitchin' Harley, Utility Belt (Grappling Hooks (4), Taser, Aspirin, etc.), "Vice Presidential Party Pack" (Red Solo Cups, Pills For Poppin', Past-Their-Expiration Prophylactics, etc.)